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Rule #8: Never fight in public.

There is nothing less classy than having your arguments in public. Trust me, you will regret it later (unless you’re as hot as the two above, and someone’s taking pictures). Keep your arguments private.

Rule #7: Don’t Re-Invent the Wheel.

Rule number seven: Be smart, don’t re-invent the wheel. This is one of those really basic rules of which people should not need to be reminded. The problem is, people do it all the time.

Rule #6: Love thyself.

Rule #6: Love thyself.

Rule #5: Always take the bus.

Rule #5: Always take the bus.

Rule #4: Wash thine clothing.

Rule #4: Wash thine clothing.

Rule #3: Time is never what you think.

Rule #3: Time is never what you think.

Rule #2: Clean thine abode.

Rule #2: Clean thine abode.

Rule #1: Thou shalt bathe.

Rule #1: Thou shalt bathe.

The Rules

I have rules. Some of them are set in stone, and some of them are a bit more flexible. In either event, I’ve decided to publish them in the most amusing, irreverent way I can.