Rule Number 4: Wash thine clothing, it is how society determines thine standing.
OK, so while this picture of the incredibly hot Hayden Christensen is, well, incredibly hot, it’s not how you should look on a day-to-day basis. Wash your clothes! Here are the sub-rules for this rule, the rules I actually live by:
1. Wash anything you wear directly on your skin every time you take it off.
2. Wash pants, shirts and sweaters after two uses, no more.
Trust me, obeying this rule will do more for your social standing than all but rule #1. It will do a lot for the rest of us, too.