Rule Number One: Thou shalt always bathe before thou leavest the house for the day.
I simply cannot understand how people can leave their house in the morning, head into work or school, and not bathe. Aren’t they aware that you can tell when you get within a yard of them? That it gets worse all day long? BATHE, PEOPLE. BATHE. BEFORE YOU LEAVE FOR THE OFFICE. FOR THE BUS. FOR CLASS. JUST BATHE.
Thank you.